When your customers ask, does anyone say your name?
People stopped scrolling a page of ten results. They ask an assistant and go with one of the two or three names it gives back. Onymous checks every week whether one of them is yours, and tells you the specific, dull thing to fix when it is not.
“best breakfast in Silver Spring”
You were not mentioned. No impression, no click, nothing on any report to tell you it happened.
- 18
- questions a week
- 9
- industries live
- 0
- mentions we fake
Get told the day we open near you.
We are onboarding businesses in waves so that every owner gets a real person for their first month. Waitlist businesses get the founding rate and keep it.
Why you are missing
It is almost never the food, the price, or the work.
In the checks we have run, the reason a business goes unnamed is boring roughly every time. Which is good news: boring is fixable in an afternoon.
Your hours disagree
Google says nine, your site says ten, an old directory says you closed. An assistant asked who is open now has no reason to pick the listing that contradicts itself, so it picks someone else.
Your menu is a picture
A PDF or a photo of a price list is unreadable to every assistant alive. Everything you actually offer is invisible, and the question was about the thing on it.
Nobody claimed the listing
It exists, it has your old phone number, and it is answering questions about you today. Claiming it is free and takes an afternoon, and almost nobody does it.
What you actually get
One email on Monday. Nothing else to log into.
From Onymous
Three things worth doing this week
- HighHours conflict across three listingsAffects 7 of 18 questions
- MediumMenu published as a PDFAffects 4 of 18 questions
- LowNo service area set on your profileAffects 2 of 18 questions
Tap to approve. On the Handled plan we make the change for you and write down what we did.
Hours conflict across three listings
- ✓Open your Google Business Profile and go to Hours
- ✓Set Tuesday to 11:00 — 21:00 to match your website
- 3Remove the holiday hours left over from December
- 4Save, then check the Bing listing shows the same
Built, not planned
Nine industries have their own questions already.
A diner and a dental patient do not ask anything alike, so they do not get the same question set. One real question from each, below.
Restaurants
“best restaurants near me”
Plumbers
“best local contractors near me”
Dentists
“best dentist near me”
Salons
“best hair salon near me”
Mechanics
“best auto repair shop near me”
Lawyers
“top rated law firm near me”
Gyms
“best gym near me”
Vets
“best vet near me”
Haulers
“best junk removal near me”
Not on the list? Tell us what you do and we will build the question set for it.
Why join now
The founding rate is the whole offer.
No countdown, no fake queue, no number of signups invented to make you hurry. Businesses that join from the waitlist get the founding rate and hold it for as long as they stay, and they go first when we open a wave in their area. That is the entire reason to be early, and it is enough.
The free check is open to everyone today, waitlist or not.